Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.   
               
 When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in        
 heaven:  don't step on the ducks!"                                         
 So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the 
place. 
 It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try 
their  best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.             
 Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.                   
 St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping 
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"  
                   
 The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along      
 comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another 
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for 
the first woman.  
                                                             
 The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained 
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.        
 She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day 
St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid 
eyes on.  He is very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.                  
                                                                            
                             
 St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.                      
 The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to 
you for all of eternity?"  
                                                    
 The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"           
                                                              

• Almost 70,000 thoughts hit the mind of an average human everyday.
• Seahorses move along at about 0.01 mph, making them what scientists believe to be the slowest fish in the ocean.
• Eleutheromania is an intense obsession with freedom.
• Queen Elizabeth II keeps a crown-adorned rubber ducky in the royal bathtub.
• Each year, about 440,000,000 birds die from smashing into windows — most birds don’t understand reflections.
• The scent that women find most arousing is Good & Plenty candy mixed with cucumber, according to a study.
• The voice actor of SpongeBob is married to the voice actor of Plankton’s computer wife (Karen) in real life.
• Eating bacon can help you live longer because it contains niacin.
• You are more likely to be injured by a folding lawn chair than while riding a roller coaster.
• Dogs cannot feel guilt — they can only feel sad because their owner is yelling at them.
• The average American 3-year-old can recognize about 100 brand logos.
• People become extremely honest, awkward, weird and or personal during the late night/early morning.
• Psychology says – staying quiet doesn’t mean you’ve got nothing to say. It means you don’t think they’re ready to hear your thoughts.
• We learn how to laugh before we learn how to talk.
• The people who get upset with each other over the stupidest of things are usually the ones who care the most!
• Old text messages, songs and photos provide a psychological window into the past. Revealing what you miss, how things used to be.Winnie-The-Pooh characters all represent some type of mental disorder. (Eeyore – Depression, Pooh – Addiction, Tigger – ADHD, Owl – OCD)
• 75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it’s best to simply tell her the truth.
• If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
• The most powerful way to win an argument is by asking questions. You’d be surprised at how it can make people see the flaws in their logic.
• Delete your browser cookies before you buy airline tickets. Ticket prices go up when you visit travel sites multiple times.
• The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
• 86% of people use music to escape from their daily stress.
• The unhappiest people in this world are the people who care the most about what everyone else thinks.
• When you don’t eat for 12 hours, your metabolism slows by 40%. This is why eating regular meals is essential when trying to lose weight.

Random Information given by LJ Adap.

I can’t give solutions to all of life’s problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers.

I can’t change your past with all it’s heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can’t keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;

Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask.

I can’t prevent you from falling away from friendship,   from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can’t give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,   room to be yourself.

I can’t keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces and put them back in place.

I can’t tell you who you are. I can only love you and be your friend